Monday, July 20, 2009

Joke of the Day!

CHINESE
征婚

一位女子,开出征婚条件有两点
1.要帅
2.要有车
电脑去帮她搜寻 结果:象棋

这位女子,不服搜出的结果又输入
1.要有漂亮的房子
2.要有很多钱
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果:银行

此女子仍然不失望,继续输入条件
1要长得酷
2又要有安全感
结果搜出的结果是:ultraman

此女子仍然不失望,还继续输入条件
1.要帅
2.要有车
3.要有漂亮的房子
4.要有很多钱
5要长得酷
6又要有安全感
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果: ultraman在银行玩象棋

ENGLISH

Finding Partner
A girl stated 2 qualification of finding parter:
1. Handsome (Handsome in chinese is 'shuai', some sound with chinese chess king)
2. Have a Car
Computer Found: Chinese Chess

This girl try again and type in again:
1. Have a beautiful Building
2. Have a lot of Money
Computer Found: Bank

The girl still want to try again:
1. Must be Cool
2. And have Safety Feel
Computer Found: Ultraman

The girl still not yet disappointed and enter last:
1. Handsome
2. Have a Car
3. Have a beautiful Building
4. Have a lot of Monye
5. Must be Cool
6. And have Safety Feel
Computer Found: Ultraman playing Chinese Chess in Bank!!!!



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